1: He doesn't sleep for 24 hours whilst running around with explosions everywhere.
2: He never seems to eat or drink for 24 hours which is a major health risk when doing a lot of physical activity. I've never seen Jack Bauer having a nice sit down meal at ANY time. Come on, the guy deserves it.
3: He's not allowed to swear because the show is shown on American prime-time so he's only allowed to say "DAMMIT". Swearing has been shown to be a good way of venting ones fury and not being able to do this, it may have psychological consequences.
So please, be kind to poor Jack Bauer. If you ever meet him during a series, offer him a coffee at least.
Even the simplest things can help
It would seem that a new video of the Chandlers that are being held in Somalia by the so-called pirates (If they don't have eye patches and/or wooden legs and drink copious amounts of rum, they aint pirates). They're seen pleading with the British government to come get them. If they had been French nationals, we've sent our army to get them out. I mean, it's not as if they're hidden in a jungle, their out in the open and the news knew near what town they were so how hard can it be to blitz a small enclave of fugly pseudo-pirates with our highly trained men ? Hell, last year, Somalians captured two French secret services officers. What did Sarkozy do? he sent two unit of our finest stormers and we left no-one alive apart from our two agents. Though it was amusing when I read in the news that Somalians on a dinghy had attacked a french battle-cruiser, thinking it was a commerce boat. We sunk their battle ship. Seriously though, if we send the military, we could wipe the floor with them in under two weeks. NATO should get in there.
I know who my money's on
I don't think many people will understand, but ever since I've played on Fallout 3, I find olde jazz music SERIOUSLY creepy. Music such as "I don't want to set the world on fire" by The Ink Spots. It makes me shiver... Anyway ! Most of today was spent writing an essay about object permanence in infants which wasn't fun. When I went to submit my file on the university website, I noticed at the bottom of the page a section written "If you are registered as having learning difficulties attach image here". What ?! What I am I supposed to do ? Send a picture of me in a wheelchair ? I mean, wouldn't it be nicer to get students that are unfortunate enough to have a disability just to write any ailments they would have without asking for photographic evidence ? Eh, I'm probably missing something. Answers on a postcard...
How cruel
Well, tomorrow's Monday which means I have a FULL day ahead of me. Stats at 12, Mini-project meeting at 13, Stats practical at 14, health psychology at 17 then ballroom from 19 to 20. Woo, can't wait for tomorrow evening ! Exciting
PS: I've designed the tickets for the dance society's Valentine's ball *Boo valentine's day, Boo* Any good?
£10 for members and £12 for non-members !
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